Now that’s a statement lip.
Christina Pazsitzky unveiled a bold new campaign for her Christina P. Cosmetics line on Thursday as news swirled of her divorce from fellow comedian Tom Segura.
“Mommy ain’t dead yet,” she captioned the photos, which showed her smiling, vamping and posing in the brand’s fiery red liquid lipstick.
The launch landed a day after Pazsitzky, 50, tearfully addressed the split on the “Your Mom’s House” podcast, which she co-hosts with Segura, 47.
Pazsitzky called the divorce “extremely sad” during Wednesday’s episode, telling listeners the pair “gave it all we could” but ultimately couldn’t work things out.
The mom of two — who shares sons Ellis, 10, and Julian, 8, with Segura — added that the exes recently vacationed in London together with their kids and remain a “family in many regards.”
She also nodded to the breast cancer she survived in 2024, telling fans, “Cancer couldn’t kill me, you think a dude’s gonna f–king take me out?”
Her cosmetics line is now delivering a version of that same message. The brand’s homepage currently features a smoldering black-and-white shot of Pazsitzky in the “Cuts U Up” shade, paired with the tagline “Not Subtle. Not Sorry. Put It On & Mean It.”
Fans flooded the comments of her social posts with support. “Yes mama. You’re glowing. You beat cancer. You think divorce will knock you down? Nope,” one wrote.
“The entire world is rooting for you, mommy,” another added.
A third took a jab at Segura: “Welcome to 2026. The ‘I hate my spouse’ boomer humor ain’t it, Tom. Big L.”
The comment appeared to reference Segura’s long-running stand-up material about his wife, including a 2019 routine in which he likened their marriage to life under Kim Jong-il, with “a series of interrogations leading to a looming execution.”
Pazsitzky has taken her own shots over the years, joking in her 2017 Netflix special, “Mother Inferior,” that she wanted to “punch him in his dumb face” daily.
The comedian, who has called herself a lifelong lipstick devotee, launched her cosmetics line as an extension of her signature bold-lip look.
